Sunday, September 18, 2005

If You Get It, You're Alcoholic

An alcoholic wakes up in any empty room with two doors. One door is marked "?" and the other is marked "Recovery". He opens the door with the "?" and enters. Inside is a gorilla with a baseball bat. The gorilla beats him to a pulp.

When the alcoholic comes to, he is in the same room, with the same two doors. He again chooses the door marked "?" and goes in. Again, the gorilla is there with the baseball bat, and again the gorilla beats the shit out of the alcoholic.

The alcoholic regains consciousness again, in the same room with same two doors, marked "?" and "Recovery." He once more chooses the door marked "?" -- and the room is empty! The alcoholic says, "Hey!! Where's the gorilla??"


At 9/18/2005 09:41:00 PM, Blogger Jane said...

damn i wanted to think of something witty to say. especially since i am the first to post on this entry. but, i am speechless.

this post speaks for itself.


At 9/19/2005 06:56:00 AM, Blogger Scott W said...


Where IS the gorilla?

At 9/19/2005 06:17:00 PM, Blogger dAAve said...

he got run over by a jaywalker, scott

At 9/20/2005 12:10:00 PM, Blogger Phil said...

...and if you DON'T get it, you might STILL be alcoholic. LOL

I think it's hilarious.

At 9/27/2005 02:50:00 PM, Blogger Shannon said...

OOH this was soo funny... Ham on Wry?


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