If You Get It, You're Alcoholic
An alcoholic wakes up in any empty room with two doors. One door is marked "?" and the other is marked "Recovery". He opens the door with the "?" and enters. Inside is a gorilla with a baseball bat. The gorilla beats him to a pulp.
When the alcoholic comes to, he is in the same room, with the same two doors. He again chooses the door marked "?" and goes in. Again, the gorilla is there with the baseball bat, and again the gorilla beats the shit out of the alcoholic.
The alcoholic regains consciousness again, in the same room with same two doors, marked "?" and "Recovery." He once more chooses the door marked "?" -- and the room is empty! The alcoholic says, "Hey!! Where's the gorilla??"
4 Comments:
Well?
Where IS the gorilla?
he got run over by a jaywalker, scott
...and if you DON'T get it, you might STILL be alcoholic. LOL
I think it's hilarious.
OOH this was soo funny... Ham on Wry?
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